Townie on a NZ smallholding

Townie on a NZ smallholding

Wednesday, 27 July 2022

July 2022

Whilst Europe bakes in the hottest summer temperatures on record (even 32 degrees in Scotland - surely the end of the world is nigh??), New Zealand's winter is warm, windy and wet.  Very wet.  We've dodged a total flood bullet or two here, but elsewhere in the country not so lucky.  One hefty storm turned about half of the property into lakes, but it resolved quickly and there are some cold and sunny days forecast.
The happiest ray of sunshine this month was the unexpectedly early arrival of our first lamb.  She was born to Skylar, mum of last year's triplets, who must be very relieved she doesn't have another 3 mouths to feed.  She'd looked exhausted and out of condition for weeks after they were born, but this time she's robust and lively with her one gorgeous ewe lamb.  There are no signs that it was anything other than a singleton pregnancy.  Maree, the black ewe, is looking quite barrel-shaped, so hopefully more little bundles of joy to come.  Hope she manages to birth during a dry spell.
The monumental task of pruning the orchard, amazingly, has been completed.  I'd made a start and taken off huge limbs from a few trees.  Then enter Karyn: I'll help you, says she.  Silent gulp and small prayer for the souls of the trees who know not what's ahead.  Thank you, says I.  Peter joined us with a chainsaw, while we were armed with a reciprocating saw, 2 Stihl pruning chainsaws, secateurs, and step ladders.  Those trees had no chance.  The huge limbs I'd taken off earlier looked pathetically small in comparison to what Karyn was taking off.  To be fair though, the trees were due a significant prune this year, having only had a tidy-up last year.  And they are getting quite substantial, so probably I should concede that they needed it and be grateful to Karyn for mutilating my trees.  Um, thanks Karyn.  For daring to go where I hesitate...

Another job (nearly) ticked off the list was sorting out the raspberries.  They need to be pruned (waiting for dry weather) but that'll be easy now I've tidied up the straggly mess they'd become.  Several were dug up altogether, a back-breaking task that my back may not forgive me for in the morning.  The other half of the bed has blackberries which also need pruning and tidying attention.  
                           
The Gin Palace and vege garden haven't escaped a tidy-up either.  The hanging basket has been re-planted with succulents - hopefully, they'll be hardy enough to survive that dry and windy zone.  Mesh, netting, support sticks, assorted pots, and other random garden equipment/rubbish had been gathering in and around the Gin Palace, and also strewn around the vege garden.  Not anymore, and that's a really really good feeling.  Seed packets are lined up and now there's space and order to get them started next month.  Peter's colleague Sharyn gifted me an assortment of heirloom tomato seeds.  They're mostly beefsteak / saucing varieties and I can't wait to plant them in my new electric propagator (the previous one had finally died of old age).  

 Laura and I finally got our garlic planted.  A little later than the shortest day, but in nonetheless.  A few elephant garlic bulbs went in, but most were bought Printanor bulbs.  Fingers crossed the very wet soil won't rot them before they can make headway above ground.  Laura planted hers in a bed that has been gifted to her.  It's still got harvestable purple sprouting but once that's done she'll be able to use the whole bed.  She's got some vege seeds good to go too.
 
The plants in the driveway raised bed at the front of the property are starting to fill out the zone.  Most are natives selected for their colour, and happily the two Kowhai are coming away beautifully.  They were planted as replacements for the original kowhai that were felled down to make way for the Womb.  It'll be wonderful to see Tui on them sometime soon.  

The citrus are also colourful, fruiting their little hearts out right now.  There are still lemons for Africa, no matter how many are harvested, and more ripening all the time.  The grapefruit (not in the pic) still looks horribly yellowed and sick, but is hanging in there.  It's had citrus fertiliser applied a few times, maybe that's why it's still alive.  There aren't many oranges but they are delicious.  Not so the sour mandarins and clementines - hoping that they'll taste sweeter as the trees mature.

The cows are getting pretty big now, and are all generally behaving.  They're being fed hay twice a day, and Apollo continues to be last to the table every time.  The feeding areas in the paddocks are getting quite pugged, but there isn't really a solution.  It's hard to know if it's best to just totally munt one or two areas, or try and feed them in different places each time.  We're sticking to the munting one or two areas because it's tricky to be choosy when you've got half a bale of hay in your arms and hungry cows.

 
Molly has become quite a forager.  She collected heaps of chestnuts in Autumn from the land around Burnham Military base and painstakingly shelled them all before freezing them.  Then they came my way (big thanks Molly).  They went in the dehydrator for about 12 hours before being blitzed into flour.  This was sieved, leaving tiny bits that didn't want to be flour - let's call them Chestnut Grits - that are possibly even more delicious than the flour itself.  My pal Hayley transformed the first batch into this delish bread. I reckon there's probably a market for 'Organic Military Chestnut Flour'.

I had a work trip to Wellington and managed to stay a couple of nights so I could spend precious time with Vida and other hypno-friends.  I stayed in Vida's gorgeous family caravan -  a real treat in itself.  And we made a visit to 'UK Goodies' to stock up on an obscene amount of British biscuits, chocolate and jelly babies of my youth.  Most were for Peter obviously (yeah, right).
Instructions for making a Mason Jar beehive were doing the social media rounds and I got totally sucked in.  The idea is that the mason jars are fixed upside down on a board, with bee access at the base.  The bees build comb directly in the jars, and when they're full, you just unscrew them and voila! Comb honey in a jar.  I sourced cheap Agee jars and Peter constructed the board.  It'll go onto whichever hive hits spring the strongest, and optimistically there'll be comb honey for Christmas. Can't wait!

Sam and Molly moved into their first new home in Rolleston.  We visited for the weekend and enjoyed many delights of Christchurch and Rolleston.  Billy is still talking about coming home in September.  There are plenty of job opportunities here for him if he wants work.  Lucas and Laura are still enjoying the delights of the sleep-out.  Maggie benefits from her daily walk with them and Woody.  She's now 16.5 years old and is showing her age with hearing, sight, stiffness and falls, but she's hanging in there OK.  An amazing old girl.
Me and Peter are loosely planning a holiday next year when he retires.  No point getting too excited too soon, but it'll include some time in the UK.

So rock on August.  Seed planting awaits (did I already say that?) and longer, fresh, sunny days.  Another log on the fire for now please.




Wednesday, 22 June 2022

June 2022

 
Winter is well and truly upon us.  Yum!!  Many days of rain filled the rivers and replenished the land, and kept the chill at bay in early June.  The braided Wairau River changed its braiding patterns as it usually does following rain, and though things got pretty boggy on land, there was no flooding.  I haven't got out and about much in the last few weeks, but I did manage to tick off one big job from the eternal to-do list - weeding the flower gardens and blanketing them in pea straw.  The last 2 bales of straw went on the herb garden alongside the garage and the raised raspberry bed.  The blanketing was done between rainfalls, which has the double benefit of trapping the moisture in the ground and gently patting the straw down.  Garden order prevails, at least for a few weeks.
                                
The pruning of the orchard and assorted fruit trees is the next big task.  The chainsaw pruner will make that way more fun than usual, and I'm awaiting a perfect winter's day to go ahead.  My friend Jane from down the road says you should only prune on a day you could get your washing dry.  That's a good rule of thumb, so hopefully a decent winter day will soon collide with some free time and a charged pruning saw.

 The single yakon yielded an extraordinary volume of tubers.  That was so unexpected that unfortunately some were damaged by the fork when I initially failed to grasp how wide and deep to dig.  The tubers are huge - fresh, juicy and crispy, quite unlike anything else.  They seem to work best as a kind of salad vegetable and can be cut into chunks or grated.  We did try to roast some but it was if they didn't cook, remaining firm and crisp.  They are wrapped in newspaper in a basket, and hopefully will keep like that for a few weeks.  I'll definitely grow them again, but next year in a better spot alongside the asparagus.  

 The Apple Cider Vinegar was strained and bottled.  Each year it tastes different, presumably depending on the variety and mix of apples.  Each year I make way too much, but I tell myself that's not a problem - it is vinegar after all.  And it's a pretty good gift currency, especially for those who are honeyed-out.

 The feijoas remaining after wine-making were frozen so they can be added to my smoothie packs.  They've been the last fruit to ripen and freeze for the last few years, but next year I'll have to await the persimmon harvest.  The bath was cleaned and bleached, and all the frozen produce thrown in - plums, berries, currants, melon, pear, cabbage, silver beet, beetroot, ginger and turmeric (and whatever else I've forgotten) were mixed, then bagged and returned to the freezer.   That's breakfast sorted for the next few months. I've managed to keep a batch of kefir alive for years now.  Each smoothie gets a goodly splosh of kefir and a teaspoon of honey.  I hang onto the belief that the breakfast thing totally justifies the necessity of the 50+ fruit trees on the property.

 Though our persimmon crop was 6x more than last year, that only meant about 12 fruit.  Perhaps next year it'll be 120 fruit.  However, Peter's workmate Kim (formerly of grapefruit fame) made good on her promise of abundant persimmons.  From the first bag I took out enough fruit to make a quadruple batch of wine (20 litres), and that barely accounted for half of them.  Luckily Laura nobly stepped up her persimmon consumption.  Then came another boxful of bright orange balls of deliciousness that I'm currently working my way through.  It's too late to freeze them for the smoothie mix (won't make that mistake next year) so I'm going to have a bash at dehydrating them.  Allegedly this works well - I'll report back next month. 

 Peter's been busy with construction.  He's cut up all the remaining firewood rounds so we're already ahead with next season's fire stack.  The firewood stand he built in the porch is perfect, holding at least a week's supply of firewood so we don't have to top up every day any more.  We'll stain it the same colour as the house when we stop using firewood in spring.  The whole porch is water-tight and organised, so functions better and looks tidier - a much improved entrance to the house.  

The pool room is now decked out with a pool table, and Peter has created a workbench/tool storage corner.  Hopefully in time the garage will be less cluttered as various items of useful crap make their way into the pool room.  So far so good.  The pool table itself is very popular, even when it's freezing outside, the pool room is comfortable enough as long as you're wrapped up warm.  Lucas and Peter take it in turns to win, though occasionally Laura and me accidentally get a fantastic shot in.

Amazingly, and at the 4th attempt, I finally managed to make it to Melbourne and complete the Spinning Babies Aware Practitioner course.  The course was excellent, and the only downside of the whole trip was not being able to enjoy Melbourne.  The short days of mid-winter and the long days of study meant that I had no free time in the light of day.  I did manage to take a walk through the nearby park (Fitzroy Park) and accidentally chanced upon Cooks' Cottage.  It was constructed in 1755 in Great Ayton, North Yorkshire, by the parents of James Cook (Peter's great great great etc uncle) and transported to Melbourne and re-built in 1934.  It feels like everywhere we go has some kind of connection to Captain Cook!

Sam and Molly have moved into their first house, and we're hoping to go down to Rolleston to see them in the next few weeks.  They're delighted with this new home, such an exciting moment in their lives.  Billy says he'll probably return home later in the year, so maybe we'll have everyone home for Christmas 2022.  Allister, Peter's old mate from Ripon, will also be with us for a few days over Christmas - his first time in New Zealand.  Plenty to look forward to whilst we're enjoying these frosty mornings and brisk sunny winter days.













Friday, 27 May 2022

May 2022


 Despite the 'Rona' visitation at the end of last month, we managed to squeeze in a small holiday after all.  It was a good job we'd delayed a decision to fly up north, as that would have been scuppered by being unable to fly on the dates we'd have booked.  Instead, we took a road trip - a tiki tour starting in Hokitika on the West Coast, heading south as far as the road goes, then inland to Wanaka and Lake Tekapo before hitting the East Coast and back home.  As always, the West Coast was totally magical.  We took an unmissable chopper flight from Franz Josef to the glacier on a perfect blue sky day.  Alas, climate change is shrinking it at an alarming rate.  Then we fell in love with Fox, and in particular, Lake Matheson, which was just jaw-droppingly beautiful.  The photo (at the top) shows it perfectly reflecting Mounts Aoraki/Cook and Tasman.  The walk through the forest to the lake edge was simply astounding.  Definitely have to go there again.


We then headed inland, stopping at Wanaka (catching up with the lovely Roz for coffee), Lake Tekapo and Geraldine.  We're planning a return trip to Tekapo with Sam and Molly one day, so that we can check out the starry night sky and do a spot of fly fishing.  Kaikoura was our east coast stop, and of course, stopping by at the Store in Kekerengu for brunch. All up, a precious reminder that New Zealand's South Island is a truly remarkable place.  Our next trip will cover the deep south, whenever that'll be.
  
                                                      Meanwhile, back on the ranch, winter has arrived.  Most mornings are pretty chilly and the fire is lit every day.  Several wintering-down jobs have been deleted from the to-do list, though there are still plenty left and I do insist on adding more as I go along.  Some of those are pretty big jobs, like weeding the flower gardens and pruning the orchard.  Probably I'm guilty of getting on with the easy stuff and deluding myself about what's left.  No surprises there.  I am glad that I did actually get round to potting on the oak trees that we grew from acorns the year before last.  Assuming they grow up to be big and strong, we'll plant them out in the original woodlot in one of the back paddocks.


The pruning saw has had a little outing though.  When the septic tank was emptied, it was clear that access needed to be better in the future.  We decided to extend some of the rocky zones along the path, rather than have bitty bits of lawn around the access lid.  Laura came to help out with the grunty clearing of the excess soil.  Some of the low branches of the lawn maple tree were in the way of clearing up the zone, so the saw was the perfect tool.  Might as well take off those dead branches too, and voila.  There it was, gone.  Oops, just a bit carried away... Now only the small matter of digging up those maple roots and re-seeding with lawn - might be some time before that reaches the priority task list.

                          Most of the harvesting in the vege garden has been completed, just a few purple-sprouting, kale, cabbages and daikon radishes left, and some impressive mammoth mangels (for the cattle and sheep).  Also yet to harvest is the new kid on the block - the yacon.  Now that the foliage has had enough frost to kill it back, the tubers should be sweetening nicely.  I'm intrigued about the taste but will have to report this in next month's blog as those tubers need to spend a few days seasoning once dug.  The asparagus patch has been cleared and topped with bags of horse manure.  The lion's share of the weeding is mostly done - even Karyn's bed has finally been cleared and green manure sown.  Green manure sown elsewhere is all happily coming through now.  The vege garden generally still looks a mess though, with lots of netting, pots, mesh, sticks and general debris littered around.  Hopefully that'll be sorted before spring. 

                                                         
Madame Cholet is still nurturing peppers and chillis.  The turmeric leaves started to die back when the cold temperatures hit, so the tubers were harvested.  Not a bad crop really, since they weren't actually planted on purpose - they grew from tiny tubers accidentally left behind.  Though they're not the finger-sized tubers found in the shops, they'll be fine for smoothies.  I tentatively dug up some ginger too, but I regret doing so because the leaves were very much alive and the tubers immature.  Luckily there's plenty left behind still growing.  

                                  New wines have been started.  I traded honey with my Havelock beekeeping friend, Jo.  Her honey is much darker than mine and therefore, in theory at least, more likely to make good mead.  So a batch is bubbling away.  We hit peak-feijoa - far too many for me to handle alone - and Clare and Laura helped with the task of scooping out several kgs of flesh.  Twenty plus litres of feijoa wine are now bubbling away.  I've also been offered bulk persimmons (not quite ripe enough yet) by one of Peter's workmates, Kim. We have a persimmon tree but it's not mature enough to produce excess fruit.  The small quantities will have to be eaten fresh - they're far too delish to not eat straight from the tree.  Kim assumed it'd be possible to make wine out of them, and when I googled it, sure enough, persimmon wine is a thing and apparently beloved by Koreans.  That should be my last wine of the season, and frankly, it's quite a relief.  The success of the elderberry wine (happily in mass volume) has significantly increased our homebrew stock, and the feijoa wine will add another welcome boost.  Don't really want to risk too much of a good thing, but maybe, just maybe, some of my wine will manage to mature in the bottle, rather than be drunk young.  Probably I'm dreaming - Peter can work his way through quite a quantity of wine, and now Lucas and Laura are helping him.

                                               Also abundant right now is beef.  Our bull Noddy (Kronos) met his maker and his carcass was bigger than expected at 455kg.  Peter's colleague Matt gladly took half, and the half we kept was halved again to share with Lucas and Laura.  We shared the task of bagging up the meat, and this division of labour made it a much quicker (a couple of hours only) and more enjoyable process than previously.  We got mountains of mince and I managed to make 3kg batches of meatballs and burgers prior to freezing.  They'll make some handy quick meals.

                           I was nicely spoilt for Mother's Day (8th May).  Lucas and Laura got me a beautiful plant pot, and Sam and Molly sent a voucher for Bunnings (obviously that's gonna be a plant).  My house plant collection is growing (literally) but there's always space for more.  Billy sent two parcels designed to add to my waistline.  The first was an assortment of marzipan goodies, and the next was full of British sweet treats.  Totally yum.  Didn't last long alas.

                        'Rona' left me with a very unwelcome sequel - a 13 day head pressure/ache.  It came after the cold symptoms had diminished and never left me all that time.  Resting was the only way to keep it in check, and it took me a while to work that out.  Happily one day it just lifted and hasn't revisited.  The food parcels from Billy were probably a crucial part of recovery, but not without a downside. Not only was there way too many calories, but also I couldn't get out to run when I had covid and subsequent headache.  I'd been running most days since early January, admittedly without a great deal of improvement even before the old Rona.  It's around 4kms to the Onamalutu Reserve and back along the road, pretty flat and easy, and slightly downhill on the way home.  Sometimes I had been able to extend the run into the reserve, but that extra effort has eluded me post-covid.  Probably I should get some advice on how to either go faster or further, but at least I'm doing it. I'm thinking of registering for a half marathon (probably the Saint Clair half next May) in the hope that this is motivating.  The photos were taken when out running, along the Onamalutu valley road.  The morning mist rising from the frosty ground and the sun lighting up the disappearing clouds at this time of year are unmissable. 

                                              Gladys has been tucked up in the carport, and maybe that'll be it for her until spring.  Peter managed to get out fishing one day with our neighbour Al.  His boat is bigger than ours, so easier to take further out.  They caught lots of (inedible) dogfish, but also a few snapper for the freezer, adding to our already generous freezer fish supply.  Peter took the photo on their way home.  It's a hard life etc - roll on retirement.

                       The carport behind Gladys is in the process of a transformation.  We've long planned to create a kind of workshop zone out there but hadn't got round to anything.  Lucas asked if it could be transformed into a Pool Room, and he'd provide the Pool Table.  So it got cleared of crap, and Peter added walls, windows ($4 each from the recycle centre), and a door.  Lucas and Laura scrubbed and painted.  Now it looks fab, and so much more spacious than we'd imagined.  The freezers are in there and we'll get a new workbench so Peter can use it as a workspace and tool storage. Just a few finishing off jobs left now.  Hopefully, there'll be enough space around the pool table to account for every type of shot (and if not, at least everyone will be similarly disadvantaged).  
                      Also on the home DIY front, the porch has been re-vamped.  The dodgy old trellising, along with its myriad of spider webs, was removed and replaced with board and batten to match the house.  The external areas were all treated with preservative and the internal walls were re-painted in white.  It's now water-proof and hopefully less appealing to spiders.  The shelving unit that Billy constructed from pallets was treated with the same colour preservative, as was the old front door.  Peter's going to construct a firewood holder that'll store way more than the tatty old trunk that we've been using.  We inherited the characterful trunk with the house, and it'll be re-vivified as a planter box.

 
One of the joys of having Lucas and Laura around is occasional food-sharing.  This impressive meal was my Mother's Day treat.  We've also begun a weekly Cards Night during which lots of alcohol is consumed, even though it's usually a school night.  The spirit of competition usually builds over the course of the evening, though hasn't yet got violent.  Laura is often victorious, even when we try new games.  Our current go-to's are Rummy, Scrub and Exploding Kittens.  Lucas and Laura usually walk Maggie most days too -  the short walk to the river and back suits elderly Maggie and tiny Woody.  Woody is still quite cautious of me and Peter unless we have food treats for him of course!  Hopefully, he'll adjust to us in time.
                                                      
It looks like I might finally get to Australia to do the Spinning Babies Aware Practitioner course later next month.  This will be my fourth attempt to get there, and it's looking dangerously promising this time.  So, Melbourne here I come - a lovely little winter warmer treat to look forward to.  As always, it'll be heart-warming to return home afterwards.  Happy days!