As I didn't get round to spreading the pea straw in the flower garden, at least that isn't lost. Our hay barn did get water through it, but this has only hit the lowest bales and most of the hay is fine. Getting it out of the barn is a massive mission as we can't get the ute through the silty mud. Even wheelbarrowing a bale or two is tricky enough through that sticky mud and made more difficult because Noddy has to be in that paddock. Chronicle of townies beginning a new life on a gorgeous smallholding/lifestyle block. Previous farming experience nil.
Townie on a NZ smallholding
Saturday, 24 July 2021
July 2021
As I didn't get round to spreading the pea straw in the flower garden, at least that isn't lost. Our hay barn did get water through it, but this has only hit the lowest bales and most of the hay is fine. Getting it out of the barn is a massive mission as we can't get the ute through the silty mud. Even wheelbarrowing a bale or two is tricky enough through that sticky mud and made more difficult because Noddy has to be in that paddock. Saturday, 26 June 2021
June 2021
It's been a very wet June, especially at weekends, and this has curtailed many outside activities. It's raining again now, despite a more optimistic forecast. I'm thinking it may be a day for candle-making if that sun don't shine. There is plenty of work to do in Sam's old bedroom in the garage, but we have Airbnb guests so we can't get in there yet. And realistically, there's no hurry (unfortunate really, because this also reduces our motivation).
A few jobs have been squeezed in, but no great shakes alas. The horse arena beds are now weeded and most of the autumn leaf fall has been swept up and deposited on the beds-to-fallow. The paths will be weed-sprayed once it's dry enough. Then it'll be the pea straw blanketing, though those bales are going to be pretty tricky to lift now that they're sodden. The former grain beds have been covered in bits of the old living room carpet, and the same will happen to the currant beds once they've had a horse manure boost. The old currant plants were well rooted and digging them up reduced the soil bed volume and what's left is likely in need of a nutrient supplement.
The place is looking quite a bit tidier, though the task of sorting out all the equipment like bird protection cloth, stakes and old seedling pots chucked in and around the Gin Palace is yet to be done. It will be a satisfying task when complete, but the enormity of it at this stage is quite overwhelming. Sorting the beehive hardware is also on the list, and some of the old boxes and frames will be burned. I've had some of this equipment since I started beekeeping, which according to my blog was November 2011 (nearly a decade of beekeeping!). Some of the boxes are rotting, not good for bee protection. Let's hope there's a long enough gap between the rains to get a decent fire going.
The Christmas tree had a serious prune, and actually looks OK. It was a Karyn-style prune that looked like more had come off than remained. Its lifespan will be extended if it can accommodate this kind of severe pruning on a regular basis. It's quite a relief to postpone making a decision about its future, as we're all rather fond of it.
The livestock are coping with the rain, but none too impressed with it. The cows are now separated into two groups. Nike and Pandora have their own paddock, and the others are elsewhere. Athena was supposed to be with the girls, but couldn't be persuaded in the moment and we figured it wouldn't matter anyhow. They all bellow loudly for their morning and evening hay, and any time in between that they spot the presence of someone who could feed them. In the mornings they're alert to the twitching of curtains or the switching on of a distant light - they can't be fooled. Attis is definitely the naughty one, managing to find a way into other paddocks whenever he wants. He has yet to truly learn that this might mean he is denied his hay. Apollo is the same as ever - endearing, but several sandwiches short of a picnic. Noddy the bull is a bit of a bully but only noticeably so at mealtimes. He's old enough now to snort aggressively and be intimidating. I won't go into the same paddock, and even Peter is cautious when he's around.
The peapod wine stopped bubbling so has now been bottled. The wine itself looks quite pleasant - clear and a warm colour, but with a distinctly pea-ish aftertaste. My belief is that this wine has the potential to improve dramatically with age. Peter isn't quite so sure, though he does concede that the wine is vaguely drinkable (which is quite positive praise for my wines). The ginger and turmeric combos have heaps of lees, but are still bubbling so have been left for a couple more weeks.
Peter has built an impressive extension to the woodshed. Now we have fast-burning wood (pine) in the shed and slow-burning wood (gum) in the extension. The combination makes for a roaring fire in these cold, damp evenings. It looks very much like it was always part of the shed, and its roof will keep out the rain. He may add a back wall to account for the driving westerly rain in the fullness of time if that looks like it'll help. Thursday, 27 May 2021
May 2021
We've had a killer frost this morning. Not the first but definitely the stonkiest. You can't help but get sucked into watching the glorious rising of mist when the sun gets warm enough. It doesn't happen until at least mid-morning, so unfortunately not a sight for sore eyes on a work day. Luckily then there are eye-feasting compensations of either the waning moon or the morning sun hitting the horizon.
The big vege garden tidy up is well underway. Hedges are trimmed and weeds are cleared. Peastraw is lined up ready to add to the beds that will be fallowed next year. I'll wait to add this top blanket until the horse arena beds are also cleared of weeds so these can be composted in the vege garden beds too. Though it's huge, the compost bed itself can't take any more volume. It's chocka and I'm trying to avoid the collapse of its back wall. The beds that will be planted next year are happily composting their own weeds. They look untidy but eventually that should all break down. The bulky path weeds were removed, and the rest got sprayed (never a pleasant task).
The currant bed next to the beehives is now vacant. Thank you Peter, that was quite a task! The plants were all quite old and only produced a minimal crop this season. The cuttings I took are coming away nicely, and if I'd labelled them properly, they could go in now. I plan to have separate beds for black, red and white currants so will just have to leave them in their pots until the colour of their fruit is revealed. Karyn - stop smirking. Labelling isn't everything you know. I'll compost the beds and cover them with some of our old living room carpet.
The buckwheat has been magically transformed - milled into flour and hulls by Billy. The amaranth has also been harvested. That's it there in that old jam jar, the total crop. A pocket-sized volume but least the crop also served the purpose of being very graceful plants. The stalks were cut off and laid on an old sheet to dry further. Then it was all beaten to release more of the seeds and sieved to get rid of the chaff. An interesting kind of process which I'm sure could use some refinement.
The ginger and turmeric were also harvested, and the total sum of the crop was marginally more than was planted. Hmmm, maybe the Onamalutu climate can't really be manipulated to suit these tropical plants after all, even with Madame Cholet's tender care. Anyway, there was enough to make a 5L batch of Ginger Wine and another of Ginger and Turmeric. One of the methods involved boiling and the other steeping. I opted for boiling this time, as it's quicker, but would be keen to try the steeping sometime. I couldn't find a recipe for Turmeric Wine and did have a moment when I wondered if that was a message from the universe - if no-one else has ever made it then probably there's a good reason. But then again, maybe there isn't. And on that note I went for the compromise of Ginger and Turmeric.
Some of the olive trees have actually produced a crop this year, that might have been worth harvesting. They have produced olives before, but very sporadically. I'd kind of given up on them really. The trees have been providing wind protection and decorative height, but if they may actually crop properly, then I'd better work out what the heck to do with them. There is a community press in town, but they require a minimum volume and unless you have a massive amount, there's no guarantee that the oil you get comes from your own olives.
The calves continue to be delightful and have been behaving themselves lately. We've been feeding out hay on frosty mornings. They're finally getting more interested in eating the hay, rather than lying down on it, and still like to come over for a head-stroke. Poseidon, Billy's steer, will meet his maker next week. Then we'll start keeping Noddy, Attis and Apollo separate from the girls, Athena, Nike and Pandora, as we don't want any teenage pregnancies.
I finally got round to dipping pine cones in wax to use as fire-starters. The first batch got melted soy wax from the remains of a big candle that was past lighting, and the next batch got dipped in precious beeswax. They make very effective fire-starters, ideal for getting the fire going quickly.

The fabulous autumn colour is hanging in there, but undoubtedly on its way out. I'll go into the beehives on the next warm day to take out the miticide strips and do the final wintering down. I'm optimistic that the remaining outdoor tasks will be completed before spring, though once the hives are sorted, that's the priorities dealt with.
The new window which can be opened (unlike the old one) in the garage sleepout has been fitted, so we'll finally be able to convert that little room into a proper bedroom. The sleepout itself can then be used as more of a living area, and in time can accommodate Airbnb families, rather than just couples. I'll also be able to run my birth classes in there. The electrics, carpet and painting will need to be done first, so we won't be short of a winter project or two.
We're really excited that Lucas and Laura now have plans to come back to New Zealand to live, rather than Australia. The sleepout might well have them as occupants until they decide where they'd like to settle. Molly is still in the process of getting her NZ Residency - already a long process with no obvious end in sight yet. Billy is temporarily living with her and Sam, in the hope that this will increase his chances of an earlier Covid vaccine, so we're home alone (yippee....) for now. As a health worker, I've already had my Covid vaccines. I'm now good-to-go as a Covid and flu vaccinator and have got some work doing flu vaccs in early June. Once the next batch of Covid vaccines arrives in the country and Group 3s become eligible, those clinics will be run off their feet. The Trans-Tasman bubble has burst a few times since being created, and Melbourne is back in lockdown - world normality still seems a long way off. Aside from the news, including the heart-breaking scenes from India, things all feel pretty normal around here. Definitely time for us to smell the roses and count every one of our blessings.
“Spring passes and one remembers one’s innocence.
Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.
Autumn passes and one remembers one’s reverence.
Winter passes and one remembers one’s perseverance.”
— Yoko Ono
Thursday, 29 April 2021
April 2021
This blog is being written from the absolutely beautiful Whatamango Bay, where we're having a mini-break. The photos were taken when we arrived, and there was no rain in the forecast. The Sounds can't have got that memo because the next day was quite a wash-out. Peter had a crack at fishing off the jetty before the wind joined the rain and stopped play, while my little jaunt around Picton shops wasn't affected. We had a very relaxing break nonetheless, and the view that took in Karaka Point, was amazing whatever the weather.
Some tentative steps to winter-down the gardens around the house have finally started with a hedge trimming and some weeding. There are peastraw bales lined up (at great expense $15 each - eeek - supplies have been limited this year and I didn’t get in soon enough). Just the flower beds to weed now, which hopefully won't be too bad. It's been a while and the weeds are pretty big, but that usually makes it easier to pull them, unless it's grass or clover. The art of optimism, eh?

The first frost finally happened last night. The citrus received their first organic ‘frost cloth’ spray in the nick of time. It was a decent frost that killed off the gourd plant foliage, and thereby revealed the full extent of the crop. A whole tableful of prime, scrumptious gourds now need to be dried for several months. Some are huge and heavy and I'm hoping a plan to suspend them will materialise quite soon. In the meantime it's totally soul-nourishing to look out over them, as a proud gourd-mama. As usual, a glorious day followed the frosty night. Perfect gardening weather meant that the process of weeding and tidying one of the vege beds was a happy task. Now I've made a good start, I'm hoping that'll create a momentum for continuing with the tidy up.
It’s been a lovely autumn, though we could have probably used a bit more rain. Can’t really argue with bright, sunny days that are not too hot to work in. There have been the usual misty, moody sunrises, including the one in the photo, where the sky seems to be mirroring the colours in the garden.
We made a decision to dispatch our two rams, Walter and Junior. That leaves us with ewes Marie, Skylar and Holly, and ram lamb, Saul. It’s filled up our freezer too. Bone broth was made, and for the first time we had a go at rendering the fat to make mutton tallow. It was an easy process in the slow cooker, so we now have heaps of clean, white fat for cooking. The jars show the tallow when it was still liquid - oily and yellow. The tallow can be used to make candles too, but I have enough beeswax for that.
No sooner had we decided on the fate of our rams, my old pal Liz messaged to ask if we wanted their ram. We got our very first ram, Rambo, from Liz, so very much déjà vu. She’s decided not to do lambs next year, so their ram had to go one way or the other. We were keen to change the genetics of our flock, and Hank will do the job nicely. He’s a white Wiltshire breed and mostly sheds, except for a Mohican strip down his back. He was straight into hassling the girls on arrival, so (hopefully) cue cute lambs later this year. Young Saul seems to be keeping his distance from the flock - perhaps Hank is pushing him out a bit.
I’ve re-discovered our spiraliser and now have several bags of spiralised carrots, beets, broccoli stems, butternut and kumara prepped in the freezer. They are versatile and cook quickly so are handy after long work days. And I’m fairly sure I had way more fun than I ought to whilst spiralising. Obviously that means I got a bit carried away...
The kitchen is nearly done and continues to be a joy. Just the fan to wire in and the tiling behind the oven left. The central bench is where everything happens and it’s the perfect height and size for working on. The oven is now fully functioning and has seen its first of Peter’s Yorkshire puddings. The gas burner is a bit of an adjustment as things cook much faster than we’re used to. The central plate holds a wok perfectly and it’s been great to have it back in action.
The buckwheat has been threshed and the grain separated from the chaff, using a very technical set up. Pouring from one container into another in front of a fan blew away the light-weight chaff and husky debris. A stronger fan might have done a better job, but the result wasn't too bad. Next up - bribing Billy to grind away the husks and then finely grind the flour kernel within. Then a small cushion can be made from the husks. A very small cushion...
Fire restrictions have eased, so Peter took the opportunity to burn the old kitchen units and some other crap lying around. That's created some space in the carport, in addition to space in the garage that appeared when the new kitchen stuff was shifted into the house. Lots of old carpet and underlay will need to go to the tip, along with the old kitchen appliances that aren't worth passing on. Some of the carpet has already been put aside to use as weed mat.
No change on the home front, though we have booked a trip to Aus in September to do the Spinning Babies Practitioner course in Sydney - COVID pending. Peter will join me at the end of the course and we’ll spend time with one of his old mates who emigrated there decades ago from Yorkshire. I’ve had my first COVID vaccine and just about completed my vaccinator certificate so will be able to help out in the clinics. Right now those clinics are absolute bedlam for the limited clinicians who staff them. It’ll mean weekday hours for me, so that’s a big tick.
Lucas and Laura are still planning to come back to NZ later in the year, before heading back to Melbourne. They’re hanging out for quarantine-free travel because of the prohibitive cost of MIQs. Sam had a trip to Stewart Island with the band, where they were warmly welcomed by the 400 ish total population. He saw kiwi and heaps of other wildlife. Hopefully I’ll get there myself one day - it’s on my bucket list. Billy is hoping that my vaccinator status will mean a slightly earlier vaccine for him, and there’s a chance he may be right. The vaccines are made up in batches, and any left at the end of the clinic are offered to health staff first, and then any family member who can get there on time. He doesn’t have any definite plans other than to return to Europe when he can.
My hypno portfolio is still coming along, albeit in fits and starts. It’ll be cool to officially be able to add the Spinning Babies content to my future classes later in the year. That does mean I’d actually have to start the classes first, and I don’t have a specific plan there. I definitely want to get the lion’s share of the hypno diploma completed before I launch into another pretty big project, and I’m trying to work on a bit of life/work balance and reduce the number of juggling balls in the air right now. I’ve started the Autoimmune Protocol diet in a bid to curtail some rheumatoid arthritis symptoms that are shouting louder. It’s very restrictive and means that much time is spent preparing food. Not a bad thing in itself, but still needs accounting for.
Our winter hay and firewood supplies are well stocked, so we’re feeling ready for winter when it really bites. Bring it on. "What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness" (John Steinbeck).






























