Townie on a NZ smallholding

Townie on a NZ smallholding

Thursday 23 March 2017

March 2017


The days are drawing in, and winter's beginning to feel like it's snapping at our heels.  I’m desperately trying to squeeze in as many solar-dehydrating hours as possible before Autumn rolls over.  The fruit is the main priority – mostly apples, peachcots and peaches – being joined by whatever herbs that can be accommodated depending on the weather forecast.  Still in use is the Sunflair, as this can reach higher temperatures than ‘Solly’.  Generally the fruit starts off in the Sunflair before being transferred into Solly to complete the dehydration.  I’ve also had a bash at drying rhubarb and celery, which shrink to tiny weeny pieces.  I’m looking forward to spending some time re-hydrating and seeing what everything reverts to.

I've ordered 3 Thompsons Seedless grape vines, that will arrive in a month or so, and have potted on 2 Camellia Sinensis (real tea) plants plus a Stevia.  They'll be protected over winter and then planted out in spring, once the decision is made about where they're going.  The grape variety is the most common grape used globally for drying into raisins, and I hope to be able to take cuttings to expand my stock. 
The 3rd batch of cider (unremembered name Russety + crab apples) is in a bucket on the kitchen bench, covered by an old tea towel that is tied on with some string.  Batches 1 (Bramley apples) and 2 (Hetlina + crab apples) are already bottled and should be left for as long as possible to brew.   I‘ll have to hide them from myself (haha).   I’ve been using Lynda Hallinan’s recipe, involving freezing apples, blitzing them, adding water, leaving to ferment in wild yeasts before straining, sweetening and then bottling.  The Bramley batch was creatively named ‘Scrumpy Jill’ by Peter.  Then we did a little research into the origins of Scrumpy and found that before it was called Scrumpy it was known as ‘Rough’.  According to the oracle Wikipedia, ‘Rough’ was known as the customary drink of farm labourers in the west of England, who would generally receive up to a quart daily as an incentive on top of their wages.  In honour of my familial connections with the West Country, future batches  of cider will henceforth be known as ‘Silke’s Rough’, at least until the double entendre wears too thin.  Here’s hoping that one of the batches enables me to defend my Cider Queen crown for 2017.
Ongoing ferments are the cider apple vinegar and sauerkraut.  They’re at least looking like I’d expected, so hopefully will not be disasters.  The quinces are ripening, so I’ve taken the liberty of purchasing a couple of bottles of vodka, only because that’s the best way to preserve them.  I’ve also learned from Lynda Hallinan (at her talk on preserving in Blenheim Mitre 10 – never let it be said that Blenheim is a backwater) what the heck to do with medlars.  Apparently they make great jelly, though you do have to wait until they rot (known as bletting) before using them.

The vege garden is beautifully productive, and happily I’m just about managing to keep on top of cropping.  There are a few has-beans and some gone-to-seed peas, but otherwise things are either being eaten or preserved somehow.  Carrots are on tap, as are kale and beetroot, and as usual, it’s a great pumpkin season.  Even Karyn begrudgingly conceded that my most massively stunning pumpkin is already impressive. 




The fruit is coming to an end, really now just the peaches are left to finish off the season.  There were several conference pears hidden amongst the high branches, despite the storm that wreaked havoc with unripe fruit.  Hopefully next year will be significantly better.  We’ve had a go with my new fruit picker grabby-baskety thing that was a Christmas present.  Peter ingeniously attached it onto the pole of an old landing net, so it’s extendable.  It beats the alternative of standing under a tree and shaking it, and being pelted with falling fruit.  The pigs are still doing pretty well from orchard windfalls and gifted rotten fruit from a range of sources.

The honey yield total was around 24 litres all up, similar to last year.  Luckily the second honey raid yielded loads more honey than the first harvest would have suggested.  I’m planning to make more mead with the residue of last year’s honey, and also have a go with this new honey.  I might even get it formally tested for tutin this time.  Previously I’ve relied on the old ‘test it on myself’ method, which has in fact been totally successful in that I’m still alive.  I may not always be so fortunate…
The chooks are just going off the lay, and I’m facing the prospect of buying eggs.  They’re always a disappointment, even the organic free-range ones.  It does make us realise how generally spoilt we are on the egg front.  Karyn often brings food treats round for the chooks and the pigs (and for Maggie, though these are deliberately selected to make her fart).  She often goes home with eggs that she assures me are shared by the family.  I reserve the biggest eggs for her son Greg, partly so that I can confirm with him they are shared.  Over time, these have become fondly known as ‘Greg-eggs’, and there have been some right whoppers that must have made the hen’s eyes water.  The photo shows (in reverse order) a normal sized egg, then a large egg, and finally one such colossus. 
The overall harvest has been mixed this year.  Top vege crops were carrots, corn, brassicas, tomatoes, cucumbers, beans, beetroot, courgettes, pumpkins, onions and spuds, with Jerusalem Artichokes yet to be dug.  The single hop plant (in the photo) has bloomed its heart out and the flowers/cones are just about ready to harvest.  Better start looking into beer recipes.  Top flops were aubergine, peppers, and peas.  Garlic has also been as pathetic as usual, but this year I’m determined to get it planted on the shortest day as recommended.  Apples and stone-fruit have been abundant and feijoas are promising; cooking apples and pears were moderate, and cider apples, cherries, berries and currants quite disappointing.  Some of that is down to the weather bomb and my failure to use bird-protection.  The rest I’m working on. 


On the livestock front, not a lot has changed.  The pigs are robust and grunty, and have nearly totally cleared their run of vegetation.  The remaining greenery is tansy - a plant that is toxic to some creatures - probably very wise for them to avoid it.
The sheep are behaving and so, mostly, are the cows.  Other than a penchant for damaging their water tank supply. Heracles and Hermes are no longer little things, and are quite able to stand their ground in a cattle-tussle.







Work continues to take up massive amounts of time, but I am on a degree of countdown.  I intend to quit undergraduate teaching at the end of the year.  That will leave me with a local permanent contract for 2 days a week, plus several casual contracts.  Hopefully that’ll be enough to keep the wolf from the door, and should give me a fighting chance of getting myself together for some market sales of solar-dried crops.  That’s the plan anyway.  Maybe it’ll just end up being an expensive hobby, but I’d like to give it a decent crack nonetheless. 
Sam is still hanging on at home, but is really really close to running away with the army band.  Billy’s still doing kitchen work, and has been independently driving on his Restricted Licence for a few weeks now.  Peter’s working his arse off in the newly set up Bottling Company, but hopefully that’ll settle down as time progresses. 



Welcome Autumn - a truly gorgeous season to enjoy.  As the saying goes: 'Autumn paints in colours that summer has never seen' - and we’re just starting to get a peep of that with some chilly mornings.   We have the huge privilege of living here in the country where nature’s wonders are all around.  By the next blog we’ll be enjoying one of my favourite concepts: psithurism - the sound of the wind in the trees and rustling of leaves.