Chronicle of townies beginning a new life on a gorgeous smallholding/lifestyle block. Previous farming experience nil.
Townie on a NZ smallholding
Wednesday, 26 July 2023
July 2023
Wednesday, 21 June 2023
June 2023
Winter has definitely arrived, with its frosty mornings and blue skies interspersed with days of rain. It takes hours for the morning mist to evaporate on frosty mornings, and the ground frost can persist longer in shady zones. Hard to believe it's the shortest day already.
The herb garden along the garage is nearly clear and I have long-term plans to get rid of it altogether and widen the path, possibly planting an agapanthus hedge or something that won't need much care. A new home can easily be found for the current herbs. The wisteria and Granny Smith Apple tree are sporting serious haircuts, and the scented jasmine by the sleepout door is tamed. The flower garden beds have died back enough to clear out the dead stems and seed heads. Roses have been pruned, this time by me. I've cut them back so hard that even Karyn didn't criticise (much). Limbs from trees of all sizes have been neatly sawn off with my trusty Stihl pruning saw, including the copper beech that is growing fast despite its proximity to the large tulip tree. All the garden zones around the house are now ready to receive their winter blanket of lucerne straw. That's not a quick job alas.
Though it's mid-winter, there are some colourful gems to be found among the dead or dying foliage. White winter hellebore flowers are hiding behind brown stumps, and there is even a single white NZ iris flower braving the cold, alongside a couple of pink Sweet Williams. The succulent houseleeks are also sporting one pink bloom. More added colour comes from the bright red pyracantha berries that the birds are eating their way through.
The vege garden is clear except for the carrot/beetroot crops. I've done the dastardly weed spray deed and am just waiting for the remaining hardy weeds to die off before applying the weed mat and carpet. That's an even bigger job than the straw application and will necessitate a trip or two to a local carpet store to raid unwanted offcuts from their bins. The raised beds in the horse arena are also cleared and the whole area looks pretty empty and barren, a far cry from its usual level of abundant growth. The fruit trees in there are all savagely pruned, including reducing the height of some of the bigger ones - the entrance pears, crab apple, fig (again) and peachcot. The step-over espaliered apples have never been pruned so starkly - I'm keeping my fingers crossed it's cure not kill. Karyn has been gifted the 'pleasure' of pruning the feijoa tree now that it's finished fruiting. Let's hope she leaves something behind,
The orchard too has received its 'big prune'. Karyn came to help and was given free rein to remove any branch that offended her in some way. Peter helped out with his chain saw on the bigger branches, and our pruning saws did the rest. Heaps of wood was removed and has now been cleared onto a big bonfire pile that is awaiting some dry weather. Branches big enough for firewood were chopped up and have been stacked. A sample of each of those branches was labeled and put aside so we can see how the wood ages and what crafts they can potentially be used for. Mostly this wood is a beautiful orange colour, with the exception of the mulberry (centre of pic).
The bee colony is still going strong and has been properly wintered down. The plan is to take this hive to Jane's place so that she can look after it with her hive and not have to travel here. Her place is just over 1km away - not ideal but still the best option. We're hoping that shifting it in the middle of winter will mean that there won't be many foraging bees to get disorientated.
The cows and sheep are tolerating the winter weather without enthusiasm, especially when it's wet. They get daily (or twice daily for Nike, Kratos, and Triton) hay, and there's still grass to graze. The ewes tend to stay together as a flock, except occasionally the 2 black ones separate and do their own thing. Kratos is the same - dodgy legs getting up but when he's up he can even run when he wants to. He still feeds from his mum and seems to be growing OK. Triton manages to get a feed from Nike too, though always from behind.
Billy is settling in Perth, yet to be gainfully employed but probably not far away. Sam and Molly came up for a weekend for Sam to rehearse with the local Marlborough District Brass Band. He'll be back again in a couple more weeks. He's recently been touring the north of the South Island and will be heading to Switzerland for their Tattoo in July. Laura has moved to Christchurch with the aim of getting an office job rather than working from home. Lucas has recently started a new job with an Auckland employer which should mean he'll be able to just work from home doing ordinary hours rather than the extended hours he did as a contractor. Peter is counting off the days until retirement in August. A friend of Billy's, Josh, will move into the house while we're away, bringing his own livestock (miniature cattle). Hopefully, this house-sitting arrangement will work well for us all. I'm still working on securing an Australia job, should be sorted soon though. I've been invited to present at the GOLD Midwifery online conference in 2024, so preparation for that will have to be shoe-horned in somehow.
Crap-clearing and general maintenance of the house are in full flow. Lots of stuff, even books, have gone to re-cycling places, and some have been binned. Long-standing quirks with the house are being addressed, especially those related to lighting and security that we have been ignoring for years. Karyn has found a temporary home for the (too many) houseplants in a Pilates studio in town. It feels like plans for our Australian adventure are coming together and it's starting to feel exciting. Our prior UK holiday plans are also shaping up too, with most of the complex things like accommodation bookings already pre-booked. Adventure here we come! It remains to be seen whether we'll be desperate to return to this lifestyle block life or pursue other life paths. I can't see us as City Slickers, but maybe we'll be ready to embrace some kind of change. Meanwhile we'll continue to put up with living in paradise.
Wednesday, 24 May 2023
May 2023
York was its usual beautiful self, daffodils on the city wall banks just passing their peak. Spring bluebells were just coming on. The train station held happy memories of my first date with Peter, and the Minster was resplendent in the morning sun. I enjoyed long walks with Dennis, Hag's delightful collie/lab puppy, and of course, the usual volume of alcohol (lots).


When I returned home in early May, autumn had well and truly arrived. Short days, glorious autumn colour everywhere and heaps of leaves to sweep up. Stunning sunrises, rays of sunshine breaking through low, misty clouds, and ethereal colours in evening skies. There's certainly lots to love about a kiwi autumn.
Some tidying of the vege garden has been happening. Many of those autumn leaves have been swept up and placed where they'll add structure to soils. Heaps more yet to drop, so hoping that my back is up to the remaining leaf-fall sweeping. The raised beds in the horse arena are tidied and prepped, ready to be covered in weed mats and carpet. The feijoa trees have been harvested and severely pruned. The blueberry bushes have also been cut back, as have the whitecurrants. Hedges are trimmed and remnant weeds are removed. I'll probably make myself do a final weed spray before everything is covered. The olive trees need another good prune - that'll happen when we do the Big Orchard Prune next month.
I'm also getting there with the main vege beds. All the low hedges are trimmed and the smaller trees are cut back. There are carrots to harvest, and some weeding left, but the lion's share of the tidying is done (at least I hope so). Blanketing with weed mat and carpet will be quite a monumental task, but hopefully satisfying. And when it's done, it's done. Left to rest with its microbes until spring 2024. Eeek!
The orchard has yet to be future-proofed. I'm waiting for the last of the fruit - the persimmons - to be harvested. They're just ripening now and are such a treat. It's the best persimmon crop by far and not yet completely decimated by persimmon-loving possums and birds. They've made a start, but maybe they've found alternative sources this year. We'll do the Big Prune and let the ewes in to keep the pasture down. Sam wants fruit wood for the new love of his life - his kettle barbecue - so we'll chop and label some chunks from the pruning.
Apollo is next on the home-kill list, and that's likely to happen soon. He's pretty huge and has developed a bit of a bullish stance and attitude (though I'm sure he's still that lovely, loopy, little boy inside). Nike and the calves have been separated from Apollo and Pandora. Nike is still being an amazing mum to son Kratos and 'nephew' Triton (pictured, son of Pandora). They both still feed from her, despite their relative sizes. Triton is now bigger than Kratos, who has continued to suffer from some kind of neurological problem. He really struggles to stand up. It's awful to watch him staggering, but once he does get up he can move around OK and graze. We've talked to vets and he's had antibiotics and painkillers, none of which have made any difference. The plan is to watch and wait. As long as he carries on feeding and grazing, and his condition doesn't worsen, then there's no hurry to make any life-limiting decisions. His father earned his moniker 'Noddy' because he had a kind of neurological disorder. Kratos's is different but maybe there's a hereditary theme. Hopefully, Kratos will grow out of it like his dad did.
Peter and me managed to find a good weather day to take a winery tour by tandem. Once we had mastered the tandem - no mean feat - we had a good old cycle along the Wairau River stock bank, where we used to walk Maggie many moons ago. We called at 3 wineries for tasting and snacking and returned the tandem without accident or incident.
Sam visited Blenheim with the Army Band and we really enjoyed their fantastic concert. Jodie and son Ariel joined us, and we bumped into a few old friends there. We had brunch with Sam the next day, and the band stayed on another day for a concert at the Boys' College. Sam will be back a couple of times to play with the Marlborough District Brass Band in the next few weeks, hopefully with Molly and Lexie.
Billy meanwhile, is in Perth. He left NZ early in May and has been sorting out accommodation before he actively seeks work. He needs to get his documents in order before he's eligible for work, and that's been frustrating and lengthier than he'd imagined. Hopefully there'll be news soon. At least he has much warmer and sunnier weather than here.
Sadly, Nick passed away a couple of weeks after I returned home. His oesophageal cancer had spread to other places including his liver, brain, and lymph nodes. He died peacefully at home, as he'd wanted. Final arrangements are in hand. Part of my farewell message to him included some lines from Robbie Burns' poem 'Epitaph on my own Friend'.
“Few hearts like his, with virtue warm’d
Few heads with knowledge so inform’d”













































